Pretty much how every conversation with the Starter goes after we show up late to the tee time already cool buzzing.
Starter: Mr. Spicoli, what's your reason for your tee truancy?
Spicoli: I just couldn't make it on time.
Starter: You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?
Spicoli: Well, there's like a full crowd scene in the clubhouse.
Starter: Beer will be drank on youuuur time Mr. Spicolli. Why are you continuously late for your tee time Mr. Spicoli?
Spicoli: (Long Pause)... I don't know?
Next time skip the theatrics, show homeslice your All I Need tag and let him know you've never even worn a watch.